Meet Wayne
Your virtual network and security analyst that runs locally on your GPU. Wayne monitors, detects, diagnoses, patches, and fixes — autonomously. No cloud calls. Your data never leaves your building.
Detects threats in real-time
96 detection rules, SIGMA engine, MITRE ATT&CK mapping, IOC matching, behavioral analytics. Wayne catches brute force attacks, ransomware, lateral movement, data exfiltration, and privilege escalation as they happen.
Diagnoses root causes
Wayne doesn't just say "interface down." He tells you the port has 847 CRC errors, the SFP module is reporting low optical power, the cable was moved during last night's maintenance window, and the same thing happened 3 weeks ago on a different switch.
Fixes problems automatically
Clear stuck print queues. Restart failed services. Block malicious IPs. Isolate compromised hosts. Run remediation playbooks. Wayne acts first, reports after — for safe, reversible actions.
Patches workstations by group
Wayne scans every Windows agent for pending updates at noon daily. Ask him to "create RFC to patch servers" — he enumerates every KB, builds the change request, and schedules it to your maintenance window. Approve it and Wayne deploys automatically.
Predicts failures before they happen
Disk filling at 2% per day? Wayne knows it'll be full in 12 days. Certificate expiring in 9 days? Wayne warns you now. Bandwidth trending up? Wayne forecasts when you'll hit capacity.
Discovers your entire network
Ping sweep, SNMP probe, CDP/LLDP neighbor discovery, ARP tables, MAC tables, routing tables. Wayne finds every device, identifies every vendor, and maps every connection — through your on-prem collector.
Monitors your databases
Auto-detects SQL Server, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Redis, and MongoDB. Checks connections, slow queries, replication lag, backup status — all through the local agent, no credentials stored in the cloud.
Manages changes with ITIL workflow
RFC creation, risk assessment, CAB approval, scheduled execution, post-implementation review. Wayne creates change requests, waits for approval, then executes automatically during maintenance windows.
1. SSL certificate on mail.yourcompany.com expires in 6 days. Renew before Friday or email clients will show security warnings.
2. SAN storage is at 84% capacity, growing ~1.2% per day. At this rate you'll hit 95% in 9 days. Consider archiving old backups or expanding the volume.
3. UPS battery on the second floor is at 62% — it was at 78% last month. That's degrading faster than normal. I'd schedule a replacement within 30 days.
Collect
Collectors push SNMP, syslog, NetFlow, traps, and agent data every 30 seconds
Correlate
Wayne cross-references events across devices, logs, and metrics to find patterns
Analyze
113 AI tools process the data locally on your GPU: SIEM, UEBA, predictive, causal, patch management
Act
Wayne alerts, diagnoses, and remediates — or asks you before taking risky actions
Reasoning Engine
Natural language understanding, context awareness, multi-step diagnosis, infrastructure state analysis
SIEM Engine
96 detection rules, SIGMA, MITRE mapping, log correlation, alert triage, forensic timeline
UEBA Engine
User and entity behavioral analytics, baseline learning, anomaly scoring, insider threat detection
Predictive Engine
Trend analysis, capacity forecasting, failure prediction, certificate and license expiry tracking
Causal Engine
Dependency mapping, blast radius analysis, root cause chain, impact assessment
Remediation Engine
Playbook execution, safe action determination, automated fixes, rollback capability
Threat Hunting Engine
IOC matching, threat intelligence feeds, proactive scanning, TAXII/STIX integration
Knowledge Engine
50+ technology domains, vendor-specific expertise, protocol knowledge, best practices
Red Team Engine
Vulnerability assessment, attack simulation, security posture scoring, penetration test analysis
Memory Engine
Conversation context, infrastructure state recall, incident history, pattern recognition over time
Wayne works while you sleep
Wayne doesn't wait for you to ask. In autonomous mode, he continuously monitors your infrastructure and takes action on his own:
- Detects a switch port flapping at 2 AM — disables the port, creates a ticket, and notifies on-call
- Spots a disk filling up on the file server — identifies the largest files, archives old logs, and reports what he did
- Sees 500 failed SSH attempts from an unknown IP — blocks it at the firewall immediately
- Scans all workstations for Windows Updates at noon — finds 12 critical patches across 47 devices, creates an RFC with every KB listed
- Notices a config change on the core router with no matching change ticket — alerts the team and saves the diff
- Finds SQL Server on a database host with 200+ slow queries — reports the top offenders and recommends index changes
- Detects a certificate expiring in 3 days — opens a ticket and escalates to the right person
- Correlates a spike in DNS queries with a new process on a workstation — flags potential C2 beacon activity
- Generates a morning briefing before your team arrives — everything that happened overnight, prioritized
| Capability | Generic AI Chatbot | Basic Monitoring AI | Wayne AI |
|---|---|---|---|
| Knows your live infrastructure state | ✗ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Queries your actual devices via SNMP/SSH | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Takes remediation actions | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| SIEM correlation with 96 detection rules | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Windows patch management with RFC | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Runs 100% on-premises (your GPU) | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Predicts failures from trends | ✗ | Basic | ✓ |
| Runs autonomously 24/7 | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Understands 50+ vendor CLIs | Partial | ✗ | ✓ |
| Remembers your past incidents | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| ITIL change management workflow | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Zero cloud dependency / air-gap | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
Put Wayne to work on your network
Deploy on your hardware. Wayne runs on your GPU — no cloud, no API calls, no data leaving your building. Community tier is free forever.
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